With the movie just two weeks from release, and knowing just the total hysteria this comes in the context of, I thought of some catchy subtitles they could use to sort of lighten up the subject, if you will. Some of these are taken from forums I've visited or shows I've seen, but most are my own creation. So here they are...my subtitle suggestions for Roland Emmerich's "2012". Feel free to LOL at these, or add your own. (And no, I'm NOT planning on seeing it...as with Y2K, I'm content to wait until it gets here for real.)

2012 -- THIS AIN’T “SPACE ODYSSEY”

2012 -- JESUS SAID WE COULDN’T KNOW THE DATE...BUT HE NEVER SAID WE COULDN’T GUESS

2012 -- WE AIN’T GONNA GIT NO WAWDA, DAWLIN’

2012 -- HOMER, ARE YOU ORDERING THINGS WITH EXPIRED CREDIT CARDS AGAIN?

2012 -- HEY, BAIL THIS OUT, YO?

2012 -- FROM NOSTRADAMUS’ CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR - THE DELETED QUATRAINS

2012 -- “ALTERNATE TIMELINE”, EH? - THIS AIN’T “TREK” EITHER, SOOO...NOPE, ‘FRAID NOT

2012 -- OK, WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO POWER HAARP WITH THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER?

2012 -- WOW, OBAMA LOOKS OLD - GUESS THAT’S WHAT HEALTHCARE REFORM’LL DO TO YA

2012 -- EARTH’S “PUBLIC OPTION”

2012 -- WHAT THE MAYANS GAVE US FOR STEALING THEIR BLOOD AND GOLD

2012 -- JUST ANOTHER INDEPENDENCE DAY/DAY AFTER TOMORROW SPECIAL-FX KITBASH

2012 -- NO, NEWTON ONLY SAID 2060 TO SHOW UP THE DATE-SETTERS - HE SAID SO IN THAT SAME LETTER, OK?

2012 -- JOHN CUSACK, OLIVER PLATT, AND WOODY HARRELSON...LOL

2012 -- THE “JOLLY ROGER” VIRUS WAS MERELY A SETBACK

2012 -- YO, HIDE FROM THIS, OSAMA

2012 -- SO GOOD, BLIZZARD’S “WORLD OF WARCRAFT” CAMEO’D US

2012 -- REVENGE OF THE GRINCH

2012 -- IF JIM CANTORE COMES TO YOUR CITY, PLANET, YOU BETTER LEAVE

2012 -- THEY DID CLOSE THE CHANNELS AND FIX THE LEVEES, RIGHT?

2012 -- THE REAL REASON YOUR RATES GOT RAISED

2012 -- HAARP VS. SKYNET - THE BATTLE FOR GLOBAL ELECTROMAGNETIC SUPREMACY

2012 -- WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE “UNSTOPPABLE FORCE” MEETS THE “IMMOVABLE OBJECT”