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The Resurrection Guild uses forums to coordinate our in-game activities and raids, and to build a sense of community that extends beyond grinding for experience and coin together. Communication about SLACK events can be found on the SLACK Forums Page.
To gain access to the Resurrection private forums, you must register with the guild's portal (the site you are currently browsing) and then post to the 'Guild Applications' forum below. Once you've been confirmed, you will be granted rights to access and post to the relevant forums.
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Bigshot 
Guild Alumni
Total Posts: 293
Location: Ohio, USA
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| 01/09/2007 6:23 PM |
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For those of you who like puns... I salute you, for those who don't, I'm sorry.... ok, not really.
: )
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve
you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does
this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.. Daisy says
to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know
you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says "Dam!"
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire
in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you
can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After
about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to
disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I
can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them
goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a
family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate
very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's
good. . ) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different
puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make
them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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"It is right to learn, even from the enemy. - Ovid
Bigshot - level 70 (6:18 am ST 1/24/2007) |
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Jureal
Guild Alumni
Total Posts: 2916
Location: Little Rock, Arkansas
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| 01/10/2007 6:06 AM |
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nice, but my eyes are bleeding now.  |
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Web Forum Nonsense Raiding Team - Council Member On Vacation - Pie Eater |
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Zewl
Guild Member
Total Posts: 110
Location: Houston, TX
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| 01/10/2007 7:25 AM |
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A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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