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Subject: I hope they weren't Using Gnelza or Pinky...
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netrider User is Offline
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Squire


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07/05/2007 9:12 AM  
         You have heard the threats and now it has truly happened, a man has been assulted with a garden gnome.  Read all about it at http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288158,00.html

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Fluffy Bear
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07/05/2007 1:02 PM  
If someone tried that with Gnelza - they'd draw back a nub I'm betting besides with her wardrobe she is more of a lovely closet gnome than a sweaty garden gnome lol

Saphy
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07/12/2007 7:44 PM  
I can account for my whereabouts on said night of alleged assault!

I was......  ...... in the auction house!
No no I was ....... ..... strip mining the Badlands!

NO!  ACK!
I was in REGROWTH! 

Now I'm screwed!   No one is ever there - no one can verify my alibi!!!!!

REGROWTH SUCKS! 

Gnel
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Pie Paragon
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Location: Atlanta, GA

07/12/2007 8:44 PM  
This makes it plain and clear that we need to implement garden gnome control immediately!

We *must* restrict access to these dangerous faerie folk if we want our gardens and yards to ever be safe again. I say we have a cool-down period, public registration and special training before allowing people to purchase garden gnomes, ladders and sports equipment.

It goes without saying that felons and the mentally ill will not be allowed to garden anymore.

-Special Agent Trefal, CHU (Counter Horde Unit), Rogue Ops
-Lord Marshall of Forum Nonsense
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