*sigh* Dhrydan battle-rez's Rikuu and hides in the shade - away from the pie gods, may they reign forevor in fruity goodness.

(30 min cooldown)

The pumpkin, the apple, and the holy cherry.

alright now I have nothin again pie *takes bite of hommade cherry pie and talks with his mouthful* pershonallee I can' get enuff*cherry falls out of mouth* I can make some wicked pies! lol in my house im like the Martha Stewart in my house... lol (My stepdad burns the corn >.<)

u r all nutz

i LOVE it

From behind his desk at Fizzleplunk's Pawn Shop and Accounting Services, Garrok hears a huge commotion out on the street and is curious.
Getting up from behind his desk and moving closer to the window he is shocked by what he sees , A bald Priest and a paladin wearing a pink dress (funny I didn't know paladins wore dresses...must be for the confusion buff it gives) vs a lone warrior and a small legoin of what appears to be brownies in a bake-off at high noon.
A range of emotions run through hin from shock (did i have desert today at lunch or not) to Bloodrage (NO I DIDN'T AND YOU KNOW WHAT...THAT MAKES ME VERY VERY ANGRY) . Dawning his special Thorium helm (with the non-stick Reynolds Wrap enchant) to protect him from the batter sticking to him and slowing his attack, Garrok leaves the safety of his office and charges (Charge Rank 3 : Charge an enemy, generating 15 rage and stun it from stirring the batter for 1 sec) Jureal and uses his Thunderclap (Rank 5; blasts nearby enemies with syrup slowing their baking speed by 10% for 10 seconds and doing 47 cooking damage for 10 seconds.) weilding his Betty Crocker Meat Tenderizer mace and arming the Non-Stick Brownie Sheet Shield!!!
BROWNIES FTW !!!!!

I usually just go with the Reynolds Wrap and no actual helmet.  If i'm gonna wear something to cover my bald pate, it might as well protect me from the mind control lasers the CIA shoots from their satellites (pew! pew!)

Garrok you forget the Hunter that owns all of them... you know the one that Aimed shot'd them both in the head and then shadowmelded so they didnt come back and hurt me later :'(...but they can kill Snuffles my kitty...he always ends up dying anyway >.<

i think i'm in love..... with YOU ALLLLLLLLL

crazy like me, i really HAVE found my home-away-from-home!

Wayanoru looks over at his ingredients one last time before sitting down calmly occasionally glancing up ahead at his Pie lovin' crazin' baldin' adversary Tref and his..dress-wearin' funny lookin Paladin beside him, and nodding at Garrok, watching him stir the pot of a baking melee. Wayanoru grabs a mixing bowl, and the brownie mix, and begins to form his ultimate creation. Wayanoru cackles gleefully as he places a cover over the bowl and slips it into the easy-bake oven, and folds his arms and waits...

Quiet, patient and calm ... this Wayanoru might be trouble. *Tref hisses under his breath*

When All of a Sudden There is a a Darkness that Falls Over the Land. And in walks Beerboot with a Backpack full of Mt. Dew, Chicken , mallet, waffle iron and an extension cord of 300 feet, The Darkness Slowly goes back from the Sky as way and Trefs Easy Bake ovens Slowly cook away. Beerboot says " I have something that will end this Crazy Insane bake off." *Raises Recipe in hand and yells* "THE CHICKEN WAFFLE!!!!!!!!"

Slowly Following Behind Beerboot is an Undead Priest Similar in Crazynes to beer, he goes by the Name of Acid, (short) and he is nodding and Yells "Gu Nucya Fecked" Which translated means Chicken Waffle, Then he Casts a Shield on Beer as he walks to where the Easy Bake ovens are to Propose that the Chicken waffle is better than the Pie and the Browines !

The chicken waffle ... hmmmmm *Tref strokes his beard and begins to puzzle*

It's breakfast, the most important meal of the day.

It's dessert-like since it could be covered with sugar, whipped cream and fruits.

And it's Atkins approved since it's made of chicken and low-carb.

Wayanoru? This could be a problem.

Wait for it...i can counter this...Rikuu just needs to think for a long long period of time...*whispers to himself under his breath*
hmmm

*thoughts of weird names and meals flow through his head such as*
poplers...no
fish pockets? ...no
jello on a stick...impossible
superglue filled pasries?...asking for a lawsuit


alright alright i got it...after several seconds of pondering over a good name and reason
before i say it i swear i didnt misspell it and it sounds exacly like it looks

Testsickles

and educational popsicle

its a ink flavored popsickle filled with fun sharp objects such as razorblades and old peices of broken coffee mugs and shot glasses and used IV needles the educational part is that of you get all the frozen testsickle off the stick without cutting your mouth or tongue YOUR A GENIOUS

Me thinks Rikuu is trying to Hijack the Hijacked thread! -50dkp and you get no brownies or pie when the bake off is over!


**Edit**
Bob Ross called...he wants his thread back!

Bob Ross can Apply for res and make his oun thread this is mine now

Bob Ross can Apply for res and make his oun thread this is mine now

Dhrymage polymorphs Rikuu into a sheep, grins, and eats a chicken waffle.

*baa* my testsickles *baa* are better

Wayanoru acknowledges Tref and regards Beerboot's Chicken Waffle surprise attack. Wayanoru, uncovers a small box stting next to him. As he opens it slowly, grinning evily at Beerboot. Wayanoru unsheathes his secret secondary weapon....

Dhry runs out with the black censor box and protects Rikuu's young eyes!

From his position in front of his Easy Bake oven, Tref glances over into Wayanoru's box. Tref nods with approval and glances at Beerboot out of the corner of his eye.

Tref smiles...

Wayanoru unleashes a Brownie PIE at the imposing enemy; beerboot and his soon to be swallowed up Chicken Waffles suddenly caught off guard;. Wayanoru, eyeing at Tref nods back, and Wayanoru turns around and loads the Chocolate Brownie Fudge Icing Launcher, and aims it at the Chicken Waffle King.