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Bigshot 
Guild Alumni
Total Posts: 293
Location: Ohio, USA
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| 11/03/2006 12:33 PM |
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Well, since my last joke thread was a rounding success(kind of) I thought I'd post a few more of them. My mother and I get lots of jokes in the email from our friends, some of them are pretty funny.
Realistically:
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.?
Then, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars; and then, go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars". Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The sister replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt....... I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars; but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo? |
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"It is right to learn, even from the enemy. - Ovid
Bigshot - level 70 (6:18 am ST 1/24/2007) |
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Bigshot
Guild Alumni
Total Posts: 293
Location: Ohio, USA
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| 11/03/2006 12:36 PM |
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Beerboot should get most of these.
Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio
All I have to say is "Go Bucks!"
You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh), if:
You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and
construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones.
"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."
You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas,
Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati!
"Vacation! " means spending a day at ! Cedar Point in the summer and deer
hunting in the fall.
You measure distance in minutes.
Your school classes were cancelled because of cold.
Your school classes were cancelled because of heat.
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example:
"Where's my coat at?"
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O
salad with marshmallows.
You carry jumper cables in your car.
You know what 'pop' is.
You design your kid's ! Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow. (Amen!)
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page
but requires six pages for sports.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your OHIO
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"It is right to learn, even from the enemy. - Ovid
Bigshot - level 70 (6:18 am ST 1/24/2007) |
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Bigshot
Guild Alumni
Total Posts: 293
Location: Ohio, USA
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| 11/03/2006 12:39 PM |
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Note from the wife:
My darling husband ...
Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind- hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
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"It is right to learn, even from the enemy. - Ovid
Bigshot - level 70 (6:18 am ST 1/24/2007) |
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Trefalgar
Pie Paragon
Council Member
Total Posts: 4160
Location: Atlanta, GA
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| 11/03/2006 2:06 PM |
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You get jokes forwarded to you via email from people you know (or hazily think you remember giving your email address once upon a time)?
What an odd thing. I've never heard of that.
*Tref alt-tabs and hastily types bighot's address into his spam filter black list*
Oh ... i'm back. I was just AFK for a second checking on something. :-) |
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-Special Agent Trefal, CHU (Counter Horde Unit), Rogue Ops
-Lord Marshall of Forum Nonsense |
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