Swipped from the WoW LiveJournal community, which was reposted from the Feathermoon forums:
(Sung to the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)
Paladinman. Paladinman
Doin' the things a paladin can.
What's he like it's not important
Paladinman.
Is a priest? Or is he a tank?
When he PVPs does he earn rank?
Or does the rogue get him ganked?
Nobody knows. Paladinman.
Shaman man. Shaman man.
Shaman man hates Paladinman.
They have a fight, Shaman wins.
Shaman man.
(Accordion solo)
Sargeras man. Sargeras man.
Destroying the entire universe man.
Out to crush the smaller man.
Sargeras Man.
He's got a corps with a firey band,
a shadow band, and an evil band.
When they mean it's death of our land.
Powerful man. Sargeras man.
Gnomish man. Gnomish man.
Escaped from radioactive land.
Lives his life by the Deeprun Tram
Gnomish man.
Is he a smurf? Or is less?
If stepped on is he a mess?
Who came up with Gnomish man?
Undersized man. Gnomish man.
Shaman man. Shaman man.
Shaman man hates Gnomish man.
They have a fight, Shaman wins.
Shaman man.
(Accordion Solo)